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	If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
	If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
	If life deals you a lemon, make lemonade.
	If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
	If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
	If life gives you llamas, make llamanade.
	If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
	If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
	If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
	If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what was yesterday?
	If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
	If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?
	If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
	If you love your job, you will never work another day in your life
	If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life.
	If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a lot of times.
	If you want to end your life with a fine finish, drink varish.
	If you want to know the meaning of life, look in the dictionary!
	In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.
	In life, you have two choices: get over it or die with it on your mind.

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