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In married life three is company and two none.
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In the pasture of life, don't be a cowpie. |
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life; it goes on. |
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In your life you will love someone so much you could eat them, then you will get married and wish you had. |
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Into every life, some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down. |
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Is there life before coffee? |
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It is amazing how many people want to live a long life, and yet so few want to grow old. |
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It is better to have loved and lost, than to have stayed married to a jerk for the rest of your life. |
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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. |
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It is taken me all my life to understand that it is not necessary to understand everything. |
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It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. |
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It isn't that life is short. It's that death is so long. |
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. |
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It's been a lifetime struggle for me to stop spending my lifetime struggling.
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Jesus says to John come forth and i'll give you eternal life. John came fifth... he won a toaster.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. |
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Knock hard. Life is deaf. |
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it! |
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Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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Life - it's nothing like the Brochure!
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