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	Life exists for no known purpose.
	Life has taught me that there are occasions when you should, and occasions that you shouldn't. Life has not yet taught me to distinguish between the 2 types of occasion.
	Life is a car wash.. and I'm on a bicycle.
	Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
	Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of.
	Life is a Lambourghini: It goes too fast, and it costs too much.
	Life is a mixture of proteins and preservatives all trapped into a pale, green, gelatinous goo.
	Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.
	Life is a shit sandwich and on bad days you get no bread.
	Life is a test, and I didn't take very good notes.
	Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
	Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don't complain about the draught.
	Life is fraught with opportunities to keeps one's mouth shut
	Life is full of surprises. Just say "never" and you'll see.
	Life is full of uncertainties...of course, I could be wrong about that.
	Life is hard, its harder when your stupid.
	Life is hard, no one makes it out alive.
	Life is just a bowl of pits.
	Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
	Life is like a box of chocolates; only the crappy ones are left.

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