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	Life is like a box of chocolates; too big a box with too few chocolates.
	Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you'll find a nut.
	Life is like a burrito - if it's really good, you won't need a knife.
	Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.
	Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses.
	Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.
	Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
	Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.
	Life is like a play. It's not its length, but its performance that counts.
	Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
	Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
	Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
	Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
	Life is most easily understood looking backward, but it is best lived looking forward.
	Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well.
	Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
	Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair.
	Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
	Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
	Life is sexually transmitted.

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