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	Life is short. So buy the shoes!
	Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
	Life is the process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we are alive.
	Life is too complicated in the morning.
	Life is too short to long for money.
	Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.
	Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.
	Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
	Life is what you have while you are waiting to have one.
	Life is what's coming....not what was.
	Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.
	Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
	Life sucks, but Death swallows!
	Life takes it's toll. Have exact change ready !
	Life without bears would be unbearable.
	Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Pointless.
	Life would be easier if I had the source code.
	Life would be so much easier if everyone read the manual.
	Life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
	Life's a bitch and then you die!

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