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	'Tis better to have loved and lost, than marry a woman you can't defrost.
	A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
	A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
	A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
	A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
	Absence -- that common cure of love.
	According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing.
	Ahh, sweet pity. Where would my love-life have been without it?
	And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.
	Anyone who has the time to look for a 4-leaf clover needs to find one.
	As you read this, those you love most are betraying you.
	Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
	Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
	Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
	Consultant: Someone who knows 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date.
	Did any of you married people out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won?
	Did you know that all great lovers have bad memories ? ...Or did I tell you that already ?
	Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
	Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them.
	Don't you just love nature, despite what it did to you?

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