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Ever wondered what a lovely quiet place it would be if everyone had their throats cut? |
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Everyone needs to be loved. Especially when they don't deserve it. |
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God is love, Love is blind, Ray Charles is blind, therefore Ray Charles is God. |
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!" |
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God must especially love Fundamentalist preachers, Paleoconservative Republicans and the mentally ill, since He is all they ever talk about. |
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God must love stupid people. He made SO many. |
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God so loved the world that He did not send a committee. |
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Hallmark Card: "I've always wanted someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind." |
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Hating hate does not mean you love love. |
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He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place. |
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Heaven is where the police are British, the mechanics German, the cooks are French, the lovers Italian, and all is organize by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians! |
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. |
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I am not honking because I love Jesus -- I'm honking 'cause you can't drive! |
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I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. |
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I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice. |
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I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. |
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I love animals, they taste great. |
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I love animals. They're delicious.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. |
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I love cats, they taste just like chicken. |
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