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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
 
I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this street except one." She said, "I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23."
 
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
 
I will always love the false image I had of you.
 
I will not cheat on my wife, because I love my house
 
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
 
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.
 
I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it.
 
I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
 
I'm such a terrible lover, I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.
 
I've been in love with the same woman for many years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
 
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
 
If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church.
 
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
 
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
 
If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?
 
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
 
If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy but the mud will never get glovey.
 
If you find a four-leaf clover, it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
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