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If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it. |
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If you love your job, you will never work another day in your life |
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If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
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In your life you will love someone so much you could eat them, then you will get married and wish you had. |
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, but only if no betting is involved.
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It is better to have loved and lost, than to have stayed married to a jerk for the rest of your life. |
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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
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It's been lovely, but I have to scream now. |
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. |
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Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
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Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. |
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Looking for 'true love' is like buying a book on how to read. |
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Love and Time: The only two things in all of life and all the world that cannot be bought, but spent. |
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Love doesn't really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile. |
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Love is a fire. Whether it will warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. |
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Love is a merry little elf who dances a jig, then turns on you with a machine gun. |
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Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage. |
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Love is an evil trick that nature plays on people to get them to breed. |
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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. |
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