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	Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
	Love is like a machine...sometimes you need a good screw to fix it!
	Love Is Like A Rash. It Only Feels Good If You Get To Scratch It.
	Love is like a rhino, short-sighted and hasty; if it cannot find a way, it will make a way.
	Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.
	Love is like a rug. You can lay me, walk on me, even take me out and beat me
	Love is never angry. Love is always patient. How many times do I have to tell you that?
	Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
	Love is one long sweet dream... and marriage is the alarm clock.
	Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop.
	Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
	Love is the quest, marriage the conquest and divorce... the inquest.
	Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
	Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.
	Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
	Love may not make the world go round, but it sure makes you dizzy.
	Love me, or BURN FOREVER. But you get a choice in the matter. Cool, eh? (God)
	Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"
	Love means telling you why you're sorry.
	Love your enemies...just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.

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