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Love, like paint, can make things beautiful when you spread it, but it simply dries up when you don't use it. |
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Love: a temporary insanity often curable by marriage. |
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Love: the only game that two can play and both can win. |
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Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! |
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Making coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. It has to be hot, it has to be strong, you've got to grind your beans slowly... and at the last moment, add the milk. |
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Making love is great, but sometimes don't you just wanna get laid? |
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Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. |
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Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance. |
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Misery doesn't love company... Nowadays, it insists on it. |
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Money can't buy love; but it can rent a very close imitation. |
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My children need love the most when they deserve it the least. |
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
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My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"? |
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. |
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My love is so great that a thousand men could not keep me from stalking you.
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My love life is such a disaster...last night the Red Cross showed up. |
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My wife says my lovemaking is like a news bulletin. Brief, unexpected and usually a disaster. |
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. |
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Nobody is perfect...until you fall in love with them. |
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a beer ... in a tree. |
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