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	People sweat so that they don't catch fire while they're making love.
	People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
	People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
	Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
	Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ... And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!
	Religion easily--easily-- has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man. . .living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
	Roses are red, bullets are lead, you better love me, or I'll shoot you in the head.
	Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
	Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty good
	Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
	Someone once told me that love makes the world go 'round. Well, I just had to laugh in their face because, c'mon, everyone knows that what makes the world go 'round is a mutant gerbil on a treadmill.
	The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people.
	The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.
	The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
	There are people in this world who do not love their fellow man... I hate people like that !
	There are two types of people who can tell you the truth about yourself: an enemy who has lost his temper and a friend who loves you dearly.
	They say that love is the answer, but sex raises some pretty good questions.
	They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
	To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
	To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.

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