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To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
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To love and win is the best thing; to love and lose, the next best. |
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To say that a man can not love one woman at a time is ridiculous. It is like saying a musician needs more than one violin to play the same piece of music. |
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True Love is a friendship set on fire. |
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. |
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Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. |
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We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. |
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. |
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We'll love you until you learn to love yourself. |
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What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be. |
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When you give and don't expect anything back that's love. But if you give and expect a return it's an investment. |
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. |
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Women and tax forms have a lot in common...Men love to cheat on them. |
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. |
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You're old when your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" |
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Your children know you love them by your presence, not your presents. |
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