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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
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In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! |
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It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. |
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. |
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Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage. |
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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. |
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Love is one long sweet dream... and marriage is the alarm clock. |
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Love is the quest, marriage the conquest and divorce... the inquest. |
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. |
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Love: a temporary insanity often curable by marriage. |
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Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. |
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Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. |
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. |
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Marriage is a fine institution. but I don't think I'm ready to be put in an institution yet. |
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Marriage is a mutual relationship as long as both parties know when to be mute. |
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband! |
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Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. |
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? |
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