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	Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
	Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
	Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
	Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
	Marriage is grand... divorce is about 10 grand.
	Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
	Marriage is like a cage: those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside are desperate to get out.
	Marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail.
	Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
	Marriage is like a violin; after the sweet music is over, there are still strings are attached.
	Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
	Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
	Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
	Marriage is nature's way of stopping people from fighting with strangers.
	Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.
	Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
	Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
	Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
	Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
	Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

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