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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. |
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Marriage is the transference of misery from the woman to the man. |
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. |
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. |
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. |
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Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence. |
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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. |
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Marriage still confers one very special privilege....Only a married person can get divorced. |
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Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free. |
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Marriage? Sorry, I can't mate in captivity. |
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Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail. |
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May you never leave your marriage alive. |
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My marriage turned out to be a rest period between romances. |
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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. |
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Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. |
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The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
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The formula for a happy marriage is the same as the one for living in California: When you find a fault, don't dwell on it. |
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. |
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The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding. |
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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