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	The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
	Their marriage was going O.K. until they bought a waterbed... ...then they started drifting apart.
	There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.
	There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
	They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
	They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
	Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.
	We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
	What's all the fuss about same-sex marriages ? I've been married for years, and I keep having the same sex.
	Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

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