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	ARMY: The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small.
	Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
	Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
	Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them.
	God created man before woman... but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
	Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
	Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.
	My new health club is so fancy, they have a spiral StairMaster.
	Sure, go ahead, try to hit me. But I must warn you, I am a master of the martial ar...OUCH! Dude, that hurt!
	To live your life to the fullest, you've got to be a master of economics... after all, time's demand is always far exceeding it's supply.
	Try to be grateful and resentful at the same time, you can't serve two masters.
	Writing a book is an adventure: to begin with it is a toy and amusement; then it becomes a master, and then it becomes a tyrant; and the last phase is just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude: you kill the monster and fling him to the public.

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