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	Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror.
	I broke a mirror in my house, I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
	I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
	I once xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
	I put tape on all the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through one into another dimension.
	I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
	I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
	I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
	Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.
	Midlife has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.
	Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all!
	The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror... with a cop in it.
	The internet is all done with smoke and mirrors.
	Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.

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