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	A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
	A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
	A married man should forget his mistakes; There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
	A mistake is simply another way of doing things.
	A person who makes no mistakes, generally makes nothing.
	A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
	A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes.
	All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
	An error doesn't become a mistake until you choose to ignore it.
	An expert is a man that has made all mistakes possible in a narrow field of expertise.
	Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
	Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
	Did you sleep well? "No, I made a couple of mistakes."
	Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
	Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
	Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes.
	For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake.
	For some reason, we see divorce as a signal of failure, despite the fact that each of us has a right, and an obligation, to rectify any other mistake we make in life.
	He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.
	Hindsight shows you how a mistake looks from the rear.

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