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I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them. |
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I drank a whole bottle of bug repellent by mistake the other day... Now my fly won't close.
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I live the same as I type: Fast and with lots of mistakes. |
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I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken. |
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I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. |
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If we learn by our mistakes, some of us are getting one great education! |
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people get married more than once. |
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child. |
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If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius? |
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It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes.
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Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow.
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it! |
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Learn from my parent's mistake. Don't have kids! |
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself. |
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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. |
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Learning from your mistakes is smart, learning from the mistakes of others is wise. |
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure. |
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My wife wanted to renew our vows. I told her I don't want to make the same mistake twice. |
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Never mistake motion for action. |
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