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	No one else is listening, until you make a mistake.
	Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things, right?
	Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
	Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
	Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
	The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
	The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
	The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.
	Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
	We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity!
	What some people mistake for the high cost of living, is really the cost of living high.
	When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
	When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
	You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

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