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	A christian is a man who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.
	It's been monday all week.
	Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
	Monday is the root of all evil.
	Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.
	One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
	There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called a "Monday."
	When I go, I'm flying Air Bizarre. It's a good airline. You buy a one way round trip ticket. You leave any Monday, and they bring you back the previous Friday... That way you still have the weekend.
	Why do drivers-education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

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