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	A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
	A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
	A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
	A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
	A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
	A fool and his money are my best friends
	A fool and his money are soon elected
	A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere.
	A fool and his money are soon partying.
	A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
	A fool and his money rarely get together to start with.
	A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
	A man who eats prunes will get a good run for his money.
	A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.
	Adults are just kids who own money.
	All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
	All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store, with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
	Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
	America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.
	Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.

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