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	If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
	It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
	It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
	It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly.
	It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
	Life is too short to long for money.
	Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.
	Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
	Money can't buy happiness, but it can take you to a lot more places to look for it.
	Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
	Money can't buy happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
	Money can't buy love; but it can rent a very close imitation.
	Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
	Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.
	Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
	Money is like unspreadable butter, you try and spread it but it all lumps together at one end of the bread.
	Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
	Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
	Money is the root of all wealth.
	Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

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