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The trouble is, by the time you have money to burn, the fire has gone out. |
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They say that money is not the key to happiness. If I had lots of money, I'd have the key made. |
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Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest! |
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Trust is like money; you spend it, you save it, you lend it, and sometimes you get robbed. |
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We buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't know. |
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We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members! |
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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. |
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While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. |
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Why don't satanic warlocks ever appear on televison to exhort unbelievers to donate money to fight God? |
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? |
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With the divorce, I got custody of the kids and she got custody of the money. |
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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You can marry more money in ten minutes than you can earn in a lifetime.
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life. |
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