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	Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys isn't fun at all, and is in fact quite horrifying.
	If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
	If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
	If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare?
	The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
	Universal truth: The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
	We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

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