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	I'm so ugly. My mother had morning sickness, AFTER I was born.
	If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
	If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.
	If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
	In South America, say no to anyone wanting you to deliver a suitcase of powdered sugar to their grandmother in Miami.
	It is never easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.
	Jewish Pagans are like regular Pagans. We believe in the Mother Goddess, we just feel guilty about not calling.
	Karl Marx's Mother: If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it ... it would have been much better.
	Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all!
	Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
	Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
	My grandmother is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... She drinks straight out of the carton.
	My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
	My Mother is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips!
	My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
	My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait."
	My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it !"
	My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
	My mother-in-law is very well informed. She can complain on any subject!
	Obscenity: the crutch of inarticulate motherf#$@ers.

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