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	The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody!"
	There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it.
	They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
	When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.
	Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
	You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

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