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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
 
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
 
Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
 
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes
 
Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
 
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
 
Don't you just love nature, despite what it did to you?
 
Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
 
Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away.
 
I am at two with nature.
 
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
 
Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
 
Let nature take its course and hope it passes.
 
Love is an evil trick that nature plays on people to get them to breed.
 
Marriage is nature's way of stopping people from fighting with strangers.
 
Nature invented sex as a reward for letting go of childhood.
 
Preserve nature, pickle a squirrel.
 
Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.
 
The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
 
They say when nature calls you should answer it, I say let the answering machine get it.