A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. |
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A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. |
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Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. |
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Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes |
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Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed. |
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Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. |
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Don't you just love nature, despite what it did to you? |
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Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning. |
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Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away. |
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I am at two with nature. |
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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings". |
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Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. |
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Let nature take its course and hope it passes. |
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Love is an evil trick that nature plays on people to get them to breed. |
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Marriage is nature's way of stopping people from fighting with strangers. |
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Nature invented sex as a reward for letting go of childhood. |
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Preserve nature, pickle a squirrel. |
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Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.
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The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem. |
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They say when nature calls you should answer it, I say let the answering machine get it.
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