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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. |
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. |
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
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The mind is like a parachute, it works better when it's open. |
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? |
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. |
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