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	For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
	Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
	No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
	The mind is like a parachute, it works better when it's open.
	Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
	You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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