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It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege. |
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt. |
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It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
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It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. |
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
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It's people like you who make the Internet all but impossible to trust. |
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It's people that give drinking a bad name. |
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It's time we stopped blaming our problems on people in the past, and started blaming them on people in the future. After all, people in the future have time travel. Why aren't they coming back to help us? |
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends. |
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Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker, and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book ... It's called: "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." |
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Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. |
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Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: People who shouldn't drink and people who shouldn't sing. |
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have trained for years and years can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. |
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Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names. |
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. |
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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. |
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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Life isn't weird; it's the people in it. |
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
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Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. |
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