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An appendix is something found in the back of a book. Sometimes they get inside people and have to be taken out. |
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An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life. |
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Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.
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Aren't the "good things that come to those who wait" really just leftovers from people who got there first? |
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As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
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At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. |
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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
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Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents. |
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Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. |
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Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. |
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Beepilepsy - The brief seizure people sometimes have when their beeper goes off (especially in vibrator mode). Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions and interruption of speech in mid-sentence. |
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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!!! |
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Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are - you aren't. |
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people. |
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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. |
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Can fat people go skinny-dipping? |
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Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are. |
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Classic: a book which people praise, but don't read. |
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Clones are people two. |
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