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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving and I call those people 'the cops,' But you know, sometimes you've just got no choice, those kids gotta get to school. |
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You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom. |
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You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need. |
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You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them. |
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You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. |
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You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day. |
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You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. |
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You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
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You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do. |
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