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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. |
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College students. We drink more beer before 9:00 a.m. than most people drink all day! |
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Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. |
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Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people. |
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Constipated people don't give a crap. |
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Constipation causes people not to give a crap. |
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Consumers are statistics, customers are people. |
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Crazy people go through the forest by taking take the psycho path. |
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Criticism should always leave people with the feeling that they have been helped. |
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Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority. |
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Cynics are people who know the price of everything, but the value of nothing. |
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Democracy: The theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. |
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Despite the proportional number of eyes and ears to mouths, people will talk twice as much as they pay attention. |
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Did any of you married people out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won? |
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Did ya hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video? She noticed that the people on the video weren't losing weight either. |
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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? |
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? |
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Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? |
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Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched, matched and dispatched. |
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Dog people should marry dog people and cat people should marry cat people. |
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