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Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real." |
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Don't argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference. |
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Don't let people drive you crazy when it is within walking distance. |
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Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. |
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Drink your coffee, there are people in India sleeping. |
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Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. |
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Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average. |
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Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? |
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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. |
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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup ? |
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Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it. |
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet. |
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Fat people are harder to kidnap. |
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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. |
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For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. |
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Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. |
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Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.
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Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers. |
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God must love stupid people. He made SO many. |
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