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Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. |
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Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. |
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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. |
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Guns don't kill people ... Driving 40 in the fast lane kills people. |
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Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. |
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Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home early kill people. |
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Guns don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact. |
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Half the people in the world are below average. |
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Half the people you know are below average. |
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Hallmark Card: "How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?" |
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Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all! |
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Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It's because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. |
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Have you heard about the new web site for people with dyslexia ? It's com.dyslexia.www. |
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Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh. |
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How do blind people know when they are done wiping? |
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How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? |
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. |
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I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me. |
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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. |
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I only have photographs of her. |
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