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If two people invest in a boat, is it a partner-ship? |
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people get married more than once. |
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child. |
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If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. |
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because hey, free dummy. |
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If you took all the stupid people in the world... you'd have formed Rhode Island. |
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If you want to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball. |
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If you will always insist that you are right, people will think that there is something wrong with you. |
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If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much." |
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In parts of the world, people still pray in the streets. In this country they're called pedestrians.
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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. |
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |
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Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse? |
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Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? |
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Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust. |
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Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at fortune tellers take economists seriously ? |
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It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. |
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It is amazing how many people want to live a long life, and yet so few want to grow old. |
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It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away. |
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It is not the people who tell all they know that cause most of the trouble in the world - it's the ones who tell more. |
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