I tried to go see a pirate movie, but they wouldn't let me in.... It was rated ARRRRRRRRR! |
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It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. |
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Sex is not that important: it's the afterward part when you're naked and it's warm. Watching the sun come up through the windshield you look in her good eye and you help strap on her leg and you know: you fucked a pirate. |