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Someone robbed the wig factory. Police have been combing the area for clues. |
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. |
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Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: "There's a naked person outside!" |
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You're old when when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. |
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