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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
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Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. |
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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. |
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies. |
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The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake. |
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To err is human. To blame someone else is politics. |
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. |
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