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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

ARMY: Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a question or two.

Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

Charm is getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them.

I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I?

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.

I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, "Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?" He said, "I don't know." I said, "Forget it, I don't want to work for you."

If Clinton is the answer, it was a stupid question.