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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. |
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If you've ever answered questions you don't know the answers to, you've created a religion. |
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It's good to question authority, but not mine. |
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Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. |
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Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. 'No' is the answer. |
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My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy. It's just a question of degree. |
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" didn't really gave me a choice, did they? |
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. |
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The only stupid question is the question you don't ask. |
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The question is not who is Roy Rogers, but who ARE Roy Rogers. |
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me? |
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The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions. |
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There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots. |
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They say that love is the answer, but sex raises some pretty good questions. |
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To be or not to be... I think its a trick question. |
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To the eternal question 'Why' there is an equally simple answer 'Because'. |
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What if there were no hypothetical questions? |
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What's up with all the sarcastic rhetorical questions? |
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