When we learn all the answers, they change the questions. |
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Where would we be without rhetorical questions? |
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Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers? |
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Will your answer to this question be no? |
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. |
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Write your questions down on the back of a $20 dollar bill and send them to me.
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You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? |
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