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	Be naughty and save Santa the trip.
	Be naughty next year. Save Santa the trip.
	For christmas I want Santa's list of naughty girls.
	I think Microsoft has gone too far... Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
	Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
	The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
	The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
	What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
	When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!

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