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	Accept it. Your parents HAVE had sex before.
	Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up ?
	ARMY: Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
	Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!!!
	Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
	Class, it's time for sex education. Eziekel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parent's wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
	Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
	Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
	Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?
	Don't be a sexist, broads hate that.
	Don't drink water - fish have sex in it.
	During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
	Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts.
	Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
	Firefighting is like sex; size, equipment, and technique are all important.
	Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
	Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand!
	Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
	Golf is a lot like sex. You don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.
	Good sex can correct poor posture...or at least make it stand up straight.

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