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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. |
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Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match. |
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Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza? |
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How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want. |
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I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking:THAT is why I'm not a hetrosexual.' |
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I always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought, "if I don't hear a concert for a year, it doesn't bother me". |
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I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, "No, one drag is enough." |
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I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed." |
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I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well it really chilled her mood. |
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I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled...
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I have a lot of issues with sex... mostly Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler. |
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I haven't had sex since 1959. Of course it's only 21:00 now. |
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I like my sex the way I like basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. |
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I love oral sex...it's the phone bill I hate. |
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I put the sexy in dyslexic.
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I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease...children. |
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I think I've reached my sexpiration date. |
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I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it. |
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I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. |
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I would like to find the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now. |
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