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	I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
	I'm not saying she's a tramp, but her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
	I'm not saying that I'm losing my sex drive, but at my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.
	I'm pisexual. I am attracted to 3.142 different sexes.
	I've invented a fly spray that doesn't kill flies; it makes them so sexually active, you can swat two at a time.
	If a bi-sexual were to turn up missing, would they put his picture on a carton of Half & Half?
	If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
	If having sex is like riding a bike, I must own a uni-cycle.
	If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work 'gay'?
	If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
	If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
	If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
	If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on How To?
	If there was a 'Bi-Sexual Pride' parade, would it go both ways?
	If there was a tax on sex, I'd be getting a hefty refund check.
	If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
	If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
	It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
	It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
	It's O.K. to laugh during sex ... just don't point !

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