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It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married. |
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It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach...especially if it belongs to your partner. |
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Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck. |
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Life is sexually transmitted. |
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Life... sexually transmitted disease, 100% fatal. |
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Men... you can't live with them, you can't have hetrosexual sex without them. |
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More people should be bisexual. After all, it doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. |
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Most people get AIDS from sex; but President Clinton gets sex from aides. |
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Most women prefer sex with the lights off because they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. |
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.
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My kid had sex with your honor student. |
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My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often. |
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My wife is so bored with sex, she only moans during commercial breaks. |
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My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking. |
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Nature invented sex as a reward for letting go of childhood. |
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. |
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People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable tv. |
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Physics is to Math what Sex is to Masturbation. |
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Practice safe sex, go screw yourself. |
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Remember the times when the air was clean and sex was dirty? |
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