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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called "a wedding cake". |
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Sex -- The poor man's polo.
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. |
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. |
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Sex burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet. |
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Sex is a killer...want to die happy? |
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Sex is a misdemeanor. . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get |
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some four-letter words to convey its full meaning. |
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. |
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Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. |
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Sex is like software: For every one who pays for it there are hundreds getting it for free. |
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Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved. |
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Sex is not that important: it's the afterward part when you're naked and it's warm. Watching the sun come up through the windshield you look in her good eye and you help strap on her leg and you know: you fucked a pirate. |
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. |
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Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy. |
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant. |
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Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
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Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world... it's an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast. |
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